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Update! 10/7/2001
The exact graphic
of my Rev 1.1 artwork below has been swiped and placed on
t-shirts, with the phrase "Wanted: Dead" added below.
On October 7th 2001, they were selling for $15 each at the Cal-Expo
gun show in Sacramento, CA. Considering that Rev 1.1 didn't appear
until around September 22nd (Rev 1.0 came up around September 17)
that's pretty damned quick! I now know for certain that the state
of American Capitalism remains intact despite Osama's worst
intentions. If you see one,
please piss on it
; that was the
original intent of the graphic. I ask that the net.thieves
please donate a portion of their profits to
the victims of
the September 11th tragedy.
However, I recognize that on the Internet, Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery, so thanks, thieves! My work is good enough to be STOLEN! Update! 10/8/2001 My exact graphic Rev 1.1 is now on targets being sold at a gun store in Idaho. The local print shop is churning them out. I suppose that's OK since the image is getting what it deserves, and a portion of the profits is being donated to the victims' funds. Now that is the kind of plagiarism story I like to hear. |
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8.5 X 11 printable MS
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if ya know what I mean - I won't name names, though; Where would you like to piss today?) | 8.5 X 11 printable Adobe Acrobat or Ghostview (not tested!) .pdf Template (Free Dmitry!) |
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I used Avery CLEAR shipping
label# 5663™ for Laser printers, and a good quality
Color Laser Printer. (I personally prefer HP's color laser
printer line, although they can be quite spendy.)
Otherwise, they won't be able to hold up to
the harsh barrage of attack to which they will be subjected, and will
require frequent replacement (not something you want to be doing
often, if you catch my drift). Plastic holds up better than paper
in this application, and Laser is preferable to Inkjet.
The labels need to be cut in half using scissors since the template places two targets per Avery label. For proper adhesion the surface must be clean and extremely dry - paper towels can accomplish this easily, and are generally available near the intended location. These are meant to be deployed in a men's urinal, where males of all ages can aim with military precision to promote and reward proper hygiene. After all, many of us will not have the opportunity to visit Afghanistan to aim and fire in person. Update!!! I've been informed that there's a bar in Sacramento where the ladies like to pee standing up - when plied with enough alcohol. These urinal stickers will be gracing those restrooms too. I have placed one in my cat's litterbox. We'll see how he does. Warning: The proper labels are NOT cheap, but one sheet can yield 20 stickers (more than enough to serve all the urinals in one or two good size office buildings) so the cost can be shared among many if so desired. Oh, and if anyone has a picture of one of these stickers installed in an appropriate place, I'd be delighted to post it here. The prototype is in a local restroom, but I don't have a digital camera to record it. (best known method)
Remember: You don't buy beer, you rent it. Put it to good use. |
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