Awww Mom,
Why can't I have a blog?
Everyone else is doing it...

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Saturday, October 30, 2004

Guide to Geek Girls

it's pretty accurate! I'm not much of a gamer, but it's mostly because I haven't had the time, or I'd rather do something else - use your imagination. $;^D

Posted by SpasticMutant @ 11:30 PM PST [Link]

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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Al Qa Qaa.

I couldn't have named the place better if I tried. At least we won't have to worry about the Al Qa Qaa scandal giving caca a bad name.

CNN's Al Qa Qaa article

Perhaps we can even consider retiring the 'Gate and 'Hook suffixes, with an eye towards, "QaQaa" instead. "Monica-QaQaa". That has a nicer ring to it.

Posted by SpasticMutant @ 02:15 PM PST [Link]

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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

You can get anything you want, as long as it isn't Rolex Spam.

TidBits Blog

Rolex lawyers are spoiling for a fight! Some little list gets spam posted to it, and it turns up in their online archives. Rolex goes apeshit on them with their cease and desist letter, with the usual embarrassing stupidity. Rolex used to have a terrific brand, but with crap like this, they're alienating the very people they'd most like to sell to. So apologize, Rolex, or I too will sing the song, "You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant", with a few verses about how crappy the bullying Rolex company is.

Posted by SpasticMutant @ 10:29 AM PST [Link]

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Tuesday, October 12, 2004

WWW Bush vs. Jesus Smackdown!

Courtesy of MAD Magazine, of course.

Posted by SpasticMutant @ 01:56 PM PST [Link]

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