Awww Mom,
Why can't I have a blog?
Everyone else is doing it...
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Thursday, March 31, 2005
Maybe I should get one that says, "Loser Magnet".
Posted by SpasticMutant @ 06:25 PM PST [Link]
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
A former "friend" once "borrowed" a paper I wrote - I loaned it to her so she could get the footnotes; this was in 1991 or 1992, before everything in the Universe was on the Innahnet. I got a "C" on the paper, and figured that with the research marked out, she could read the sources and write a better paper since I clearly hadn't done a good job on that one. I specifically marked it up to reduce temptation; who would plagiarize a "C" paper, for chrissakes!!!? If you're going to steal, steal from the best! The bitch had HER HUSBAND retype the thing verbatim, as the copy I gave her had my name all over it and a big circle around the citations she was supposed to use for her RESEARCH, and she turned it in. She didn't even retype it herself.
She got an "A".
Apparently, a "C" at a California university is worth an "A" at a Washington State university.
Jill Elise M.V.J., if you're out there, I still hate you.
Posted by SpasticMutant @ 04:12 PM PST [Link]
Sunday, March 20, 2005
Moon Phase calculator!
moon phase
Posted by SpasticMutant @ 08:58 PM PST [Link]
Monday, March 7, 2005
Look! A list of all the words the NFL refuses to put on their personalized jerseys!
Naughty Naughty Customer Words
Hmmm... I don't see Loser Ex-Boyfriend anywhere in that list.
Posted by SpasticMutant @ 09:57 PM PST [Link]
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