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12/22/2004 Entry: "Mammals R Us"

Mammals R Us

"I love my wife, but does she really have to be such a mammal?"

The rest is pretty good too. Personally, I'm thinkin' about converting my excessive endowment into storage pouches so I can carry around more personal electronic devices.

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