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11/10/2004 Entry: "A Birthday Present for the Corps"

Happy Birthday Marines!

As an added bonus, on your birthday you have the satisfaction of knowing that as of 9:30PM EST today, November 10, 2004, Yasser Arafat is DEAD - a gift the Corps has fervently desired since the Beirut barracks bombings in 1983.

Now, if the rest of those miserable terrorist bastards would just follow Arafat's example, maybe we can all get back to fearing our government instead of middle eastern terrorism.

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