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11/09/2004 Entry: "Jaded Hag Seeks Ugly Bastard"
Jaded Hag Seeks Ugly Bastard for Breeding Feral Children - 31
Reply to: anon-46499690@craigslist.org
Date: Fri Oct 22 19:44:45 2004
Loathsome, bitter wretch seeking repulsive mate for creation of ugly brood of offspring. I'm not really looking for plain, unattractive mates, but more two-ply brown bag, can't leave the house hideous (but virile!) to assist with conception of world's most foul, deformed, dog-faced children. Disfigurements should be genetic as opposed to accidental.
I have no outside interests or likes. I am hated, alone and thoroughly disliked. UB2.
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This is why I'm pro-choice. And just remember: If he knocks you up but won't propose marriage, he doesn't deserve to propogate.
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