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09/30/2004 Entry: "There Goes the Neighborhood"

Another data point on the inevitability of the impending apocalypse: I was just granted a Patent by the US Patent and Trademark Office. Clearly, this isn't a good sign. When you're done rolling on the floor laughing, have a look at US Patent #6,799,220.

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