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05/27/2004 Entry: "Post Modern Pets"
Finally!!! Pet furniture for the 21st Century Pet.
Cats are tired of the same old crap. Carpeted crap. Mouse-shaped crap. Crap shaped crap. They want what we want - their lives and furnishings updated to meet today's exacting standards and challenge the latest advances in modern material capabilities.
I especially liked the sisal lined scratching swirl.
With furniture like this, maybe the White House could see its way clear to bringing back Ernie, the polydactl cat deported to California for being "a little rough on the furniture". Well, Shrubs, this cat furniture likes it rough.
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