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05/24/2004 Entry: "Intel"

Off a secret joke list among those in the know:

Intel recently hired several cannibals.

"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep
during the welcoming briefing. "You get all of the usual benefits and
you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please do not
eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised that they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard
and I'm very satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads "no".

After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals shouted,

"You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one
noticed anything! But noo-ooo, you had to go and eat someone
important!"

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