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05/24/2004 Entry: "Today's Spam"

How's this for Spam? I'm not sure what they're selling, but this arrived in my Spam Filter today:

Consciousness is much more than the thorn, it is the dagger in the flesh.

Always be nice to bankers. Always be nice to pension fund managers. Always be nice to the media. In that order.
I never worry about action, but only inaction.

The cosmos is about the smallest hole that a man can hide his head in.

The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.

You have to be tough.

Insecurity, commonly regarded as a weakness in normal people, is the basic tool of the actor's trade.

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

Freedom from effort in the present merely means that there has been effort stored up in the past.

In my end is my beginning. Begin --

to begin is half the work, let half still remain again begin this, and thou wilt have finished.

We become actors without realizing it, and actors without wanting to.

Ability without honor is useless.

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead.

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