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04/27/2004 Entry: "Slashdot's Fortune Program"

Slashdot's Fortune program totally rocks!

It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for
dessert. The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but
she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork. She
does not want you to call attention to this by saying, 'If you wanted a
dessert, why didn't you order one?' You must understand, she has the
dessert she wants. The dessert she wants is contained within yours.
-- Merrill Marcoe, "An Insider's Guide to the American Woman"

He's so damned right! I suppose I'd better read the Insider's Guide now
and see what other crap American Males are feeding themselves today.

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