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02/04/2004 Entry: "But Jayne Mansfield did it first"

Sure, Janet showed her boob to the world last Sunday. But Jayne Mansfield did it first.

Jayne's famous photo with Sophia Loren

Actually, Jayne Mansfield did it early and often. Janet's gotta lotta catchin' up to do.

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