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04/29/2003 Entry: "Bill and Hillary"

Off the web, somewhere strange...

There's a joke about the Clintons: Bill and Hillary are driving through Arkansas and Hillary mentions "See that guy pumping gas? Back in high school, I dated him.". Bill replied "Wow, imagine that! If you'd married him, you'd be married to a gas station attendant", and Hillary replies "No, if I married him, I'd still be married to the President of the United States".

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