[Previous entry: "18 times the speed of light!"] [Main Index] [Next entry: "Welcome Back to Bizarro World"]

02/10/2003 Entry: "Dude, you're gettin' a Cell!"

Dude, you're gettin' a Cell!

It seems so unfair that Dell Pitchman gets his name flung all over the world just for doing what actors do best - smoking pot.

if an Apple pitchman were caught with weed, it would only enhance his reputation. Remember Ellen Feiss? Her clueless, doped up lookin' performance won her a loyal internet following. The rumor was that she did the ad while on some decongestant or other.

href=http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html

It's actually better to watch it with the audio OFF to fully appreciate how doped up she really looks. But she's a Mac user so it's OK - the Apple Mac systems are that forgiving.

Apple - even people under the influence of drugs can use our platforms.

DISCLAIMER: This web page was constructed with 100% recycled electrons (or, during shortages, at least 35% post-consumer electrons). No electrons were harmed in the making of this web page, although several were accelerated against their collective will. No files have been charged. And Remember: the only Good Cow is a Dead Cow. © 2000, 2001, 2002 Spastic Mutant Productions. All Rights Reserved.