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01/29/2003 Entry: "Nukular War"

Nukular War

So I played a limited round of the "State of the Union Drinking Game" last night. Every time President George W. Bush mispronounced "nuclear" as "nukular" we all took a swig of beer. It's a good thing we only observed that one main annoyance, as it was enough all on its own to get us sloshed quickly.

http://www.marcmelzer.net/sotudg/

The site gives a whole list of Bushism and buzzword related phrases; had we observed all the words I think I'd probably be in the hospital getting my stomach pumped and recovering from an acute case of alcohol poisoning.

Can't the President get a speech therapist or something? How can we be the leader of the nuclear nations when our President can't even pronounce the word correctly?

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