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11/27/2002 Entry: "Gays Against Terrorism"

And while we're on the Gay theme...

Gays Against Terrorism!

Apparently it's only OK to fight terrorism if you're straight. Gays aren't allowed.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021114/ap_on_re_us/gay_military_linguists_2

The Army kicked out six highly trained Arabic linguists for being Gay.

On the plus side, the Gay community probably doesn't have to worry about muslim extremist terrorists moving into their neighborhoods plotting to destroy them from within, and muslims don't have to worry about getting attitude because of their badly decorated caves.

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